IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you just put every marriage counsellor out of business
Aries: While it is always best to believe in one’s self, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
Taurus: Sick of tea? That’s like being sick of breathing.
Gemini: It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place, it becomes rigid and stale.
Cancer: If you look for the light, you can often find it.But if you look for the dark that is all you will ever see.
Leo: Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. True humility is the only antidote to shame.
Virgo: Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel. You can’t always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place.
Libra: It’s time for you to look inward and start asking yourself the big question: who are you and what do YOU want?
Scorpio: Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life’s true delights.
Sagittarius: Are you so busy fighting you cannot see your own ship has set sail?
Capricorn: Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not.
Aquarius: Sometimes the best way to solve your own problems is to help someone else.
Pisces: Destiny is a funny thing. You never know how things are going to work out. But if you keep an open mind and an open heart, I promise you will find your own destiny someday.